About Me

Hi! I’m Morry Kolman. I grew up in New York City, went to Williams College for undergrad, and returned to the city to do freelance work, write, and make art. Well, that’s not true. I returned to the city because I got a job at an advertising agency there. I quit that to work in political communications. Then I quit that to work on my own personal projects, apply to grad school, and see what I could make for myself. That’s where I am now :)This portfolio is a smattering of things I’ve been working on over the past few years. Some of it has been for a paycheck, so of it has been for my own entertainment, and some of it just kinda happened. If there’s any through-line to all of this work, it’s that they’re all different attempts to see what I can make happen on the internet.PS: If you’re wondering where the moniker WTTDOTM comes from, it’s the acronym for my first big meme page back in college, “Welcome To The Desert Of The Meme.”

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Other people when they see my memes

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These are the two most important timers in my life.

This timer is how long I've been alive.
My secondary goal in life is to maximize its duration.

This timer is how long I've been alive minus how long people have watched my content.
My primary goal in life is to make its value reach zero.

One day, I will have taken from the world an equal or greater amount of productivity than I have given it.